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It's Hot And Judge Lundy Stinks

Posted by Secret Squirrel on Wednesday, July 01, 2009 10:05:01 AM
It is HOT! Time now to ask Judge Mitchell M. Lundy if I can go outside. Lundy knows best. Any court orders for us not to go outside your majesty?

How about pepperoni pizza? It's really fattening. Are you gonna ban that too?

You stupid hayseed.

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Complaints Against MS Judges On The Rise

Posted by Secret Squirrel on Monday, February 23, 2009 1:19:26 PM
From here.

Yeah. No kidding.

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Googling Judge Lundy

Posted by Secret Squirrel on Friday, June 27, 2008 2:45:52 PM
I'd like to say hello to all the fine people out there from all over googling for updates on Judge Mitchell M. Lundy. It is time for Judge Lundy to go. The citizens of Mississippi deserve a fair and unbiased judge and one who is free from controversy. We have lost what little faith in the court we had because of Judge Lundy's hornball antics and power-grabs. We need people who don't abuse their judgeships and who don't sound like cartoon roosters.
 
In the meantime, I have another transcript from the Lundy courtroom to share:
 
THE COURT: Duhh, I'm Mitchell M. Lundy, Jr., duhh, it's too hot out here, y'all, I think I'm just gonna rule that no one can go out today. Duhhh, I need me a bunkmate, how bout you there, little lawyer lady? You wanna go cruisin' with me dahlin'? You don't? How come? How bout I just write me up an order granting me a bunkmate? Dat's a good idea!
 
Duhhh, I think thay should be a law making me the governor of Mississippi. Guess what? I just wrote one! Send dat ovah to da state capitol. Capitol, that is. Duhhhh...I'm Governor Lundy now!
 
 
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Impressive

Posted by Secret Squirrel on Saturday, February 16, 2008 11:31:44 AM
Check out 12 year old Michael Guggenheim.
 
And his related story.
 
 
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Thanks, RNC

Posted by Secret Squirrel on Wednesday, February 13, 2008 8:09:05 PM
People I would vote for over John McCain:

Pee Wee Herman

That chick from the Mercury commercials

The next guy I bump into on the street

And today, I got a letter from the Republican National Committee asking for a donation. I tell you what, Robert "Mike" Duncan, why don't I just go flush $25 down the toilet? Why would I give money to a bunch of goofballs who want to make the party just like the Democrats? You want me to help advance your "strong, compassionate, conservative agenda"? Meaning what? Working with liberals to advance liberalism?

Besides being a big liberal, John McCain is a grumpy, cantankerous old fart and someone needs to tuck him in and give him some jello.

I am lucky to have some pretty good conservatives who I will be supporting enthusiastically, but I will not be voting for your presidential nominee. Thanks for the letter, RNC.



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Judge Mitchell M. Lundy Sued

Posted by Secret Squirrel on Friday, December 14, 2007 12:29:18 AM
Attorney Sues Lundy

The attorney I've previously mentioned (page down) who filed a complaint with the MS Board of Judicial Performance against Judge Mitchell "Foghorn Leghorn" Lundy for misconduct, has now filed a lawsuit against da judge seeking $3.2 million in damages.

She accuses da judge of lewd behavior and making inappropriate advances toward her including inviting her to be his bunkmate on a cruise.

Judge Lundy made news a few months ago when he came into work and thought he would order all school-aged kids in his kingdom stay inside because he thought it was too hot. That "order" was quashed by the MS Supreme Court and rightfully so.

Judge Foghorn Lundy is an arrogant, biased, power-hungry hick. For your next order, Your Honor, why don't you just abolish the legislative branch of government? Have your court administrator send a note to Jackson that the state legislature is closed until further order of your arrogant court. Go back to Grenada and quit abusing your judgeship. Maybe try chicken farming, you stupid hayseed.

I have procured a copy of a transcript from the Lundy courtroom:

The Court: Duhhhh, has anyone called my hotline on being my potential bunkmate? Duhhh, I'm Mitchell Lundy and..oh there's my favorite attorney...I luv U...Will you be my bunkmate? Will somebody go out to da cah and git my Barry White CD? Cuz it is certainly this Chancellor's opinion that there is nothing hotter than a judge makin some luv with a fine lawyer lady. Duhh, do I sound like Foghorn Leghorn to yall?!! Let me ask yall something, and be honest. Do I make yall hawny?
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The Big Mitchell Report

Posted by Secret Squirrel on Thursday, December 13, 2007 10:58:04 PM
Oh, all the big news on the former senator Mitchell baseball report.

I am always so glad to get reports on alleged steroid abuse by baseball players from whore politician/lawyers.
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What's In My CD Player?

Posted by Secret Squirrel on Friday, November 30, 2007 7:37:49 PM
What's In My CD Player?

***WE HAVE A WINNER***

Let's get into the Christmas spirit. I'll send $100 bucks to the legitimate* Christmas/Christian charity of your choice if you are the first to correctly guess what's in my car CD player. We are going for just the correct artist. I'll email you the receipt to prove it.

I'll answer yes or no questions for clues. If you want to play, tell us for whom you are playing and maybe some Townhall fat-cat will match our donation for them all. Who knows?

Good luck. I dare you to guess. You'll never get it.

*Void where prohibited. I reserve the right to determine the legitimacy of the Christmas charity. One coupon per person per visit. Excludes tax, title and license with approved credit. No shirt no shoes no service.

Congratulations, Shining City, who was first with the correct answer.

Yes, it's Diana Krall!
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Release Ramos & Compean

Posted by Secret Squirrel on Thursday, November 15, 2007 9:19:05 PM
Drug Smuggler Arrested For Second Marijuana Load

What exactly does it take for President Tex Ritter to pardon these two border patrol agents for doing their job? Do you think you can take a break from your perverted dream of anmesty in your border-free, North American continent long enough to do your job, Mr. President? Maybe you could take a minute to care about your own country and what her people want instead of staggering around in the inexplicable fog that is your second term.

Just wondering...
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Terror Watch List

Posted by Secret Squirrel on Thursday, October 25, 2007 12:05:45 AM
Terror Watch List Exceeds 755,000

A new government report states that the terrorist watch list has swelled to 755,000 and has grown by 200,000 names per year since 2004.

Government officials also say that they keep a copy of the list in a safe place, in case anything happens to the original list. Which would be bad.
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Albus Dumbledore Should Resign

Posted by Secret Squirrel on Saturday, October 20, 2007 11:08:18 AM
This just in from J.K. Rowling: Dumbledore Is Gay.

May want to add a splash of color to the Dumbledore costumes, kids.
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'Bunkmate' Lundy Update

Posted by Secret Squirrel on Friday, October 19, 2007 10:34:53 PM
King Mitchell M. Lundy, Jr., the Mississippi judge who thought he would try to grab more power by ordering when people can go outside because he thought it was too hot, and the arrogant pig who is facing complaints from a female attorney who claimed he sexually harassed her in chambers and invited her to be his bunkmate on a cruise, has recused himself from cases involving the attorney.

Actually he denied the recusal motion, then wasted a few hours hearing testimony and granted his recusal on "his own motion". Idiot. Perhaps it was because testimony in open court started to corroborate the allegations of misconduct.

They also need to look into the fact that according to Mississippi rules, a person cannot be a judge if he is mentally retarded.

No word yet on a decision from the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance.
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Pelosi Rips Border Fence

Posted by Secret Squirrel on Saturday, September 29, 2007 6:40:20 PM
Pelosi: Border Fence 'Terrible Idea'

No, canceling your plastic surgery was a terrible idea.
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Posted by Secret Squirrel on Monday, September 17, 2007 11:54:34 PM
The Galloping Gourmet is putting on a TV show opposite Monday Night Football. It’s called Monday Night _______ Ball.

 
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The Chuck Schumer Seal Of Approval

Posted by Secret Squirrel on Monday, September 17, 2007 11:20:18 PM
GWB has again wasted another opportunity for a bench-clearing brawl (to borrow some PB lingo) by picking a Schumer approved AG nominee. Once again, when Wyatt Earp could use some circling of the wagons, he goes back to the old stand-by and appoints a Harriet Miers.

Way to go, Doc Holiday. You got to wind up the term and not ruffle anymore feathers with fights that might rally people to your side. No, you have to make liberals happy. I mean, you got the GWB presidential library to build and all.

Even though Jay Sekulow apparently supports the pick, it seems Bush has gone with another Roberts-type,could be good, could be bad, wait and see nominee instead of a really great one.

Don't get me wrong, I was no fan of Gonzales, but after allowing him to be destroyed over a 100% non-issue, you should ram someone down their throat. I don't like ANYTHING hand-picked by Charles Schumer.
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