Posted by
Secret Squirrel on Wednesday, February 13, 2008 8:09:05 PM
People I would vote for over John McCain:
Pee Wee Herman
That chick from the Mercury commercials
The next guy I bump into on the street
And today, I got a letter from the Republican National Committee asking for a donation. I tell you what, Robert "Mike" Duncan, why don't I just go flush $25 down the toilet? Why would I give money to a bunch of goofballs who want to make the party just like the Democrats? You want me to help advance your "strong, compassionate, conservative agenda"? Meaning what? Working with liberals to advance liberalism?
Besides being a big liberal, John McCain is a grumpy, cantankerous old fart and someone needs to tuck him in and give him some jello.
I am lucky to have some pretty good conservatives who I will be supporting enthusiastically, but I will not be voting for your presidential nominee. Thanks for the letter, RNC.