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King Lundy: At It Again

Our old buddy, Judge Mitchell M. Lundy, Jr. is at it again. He previously ran into some trouble a few weeks ago when he came to work and thought he had the authority to order when citizens(school bands, football players, etc.) can and cannot go outside because he thought it was too hot. Also, that he was the custodian and guardian of all children and not their parents. All the kids as far as the eye can see, all belong to HRH Lundy!

Now a female attorney has filed a complaint with the MS Commission on Judicial Performance alleging that King Lundy made inappropriate comments, advances, and crude actions to her.

Lundy, you can't grope the females in chambers you ignorant hick. And here's a tip: women don't go out with men who sound like Foghorn Leghorn.

Lundy also allegedly punctuated certain comments by standing up and adjusting his crotch. Crotch, that is.

Another small local paper here in North Mississippi stated that the complaint also alleged that Lundy ogled the woman in court and later asked her to go on a cruise with him and be his "bunkmate" since he would soon be single.

There are often lots of people in chambers, and according to the attorney, there were and this will be easy enough to prove if true. She would have to be quite stupid to make the whole thing up.

Lundy also hates to be questioned and criticized in the papers and on the internet. Hates it, I say. That's Mitchell M. Lundy, Jr. and we will be awaiting the decision, if any. These complaints are supposed to be confidential, however the attorney has asked King Lundy to recuse himself(and perhaps take a cold shower) and therefore, mentioned the reasons for so asking, and that is presumably why the complaint is becoming generally known.

Also important to add, King Lundy ran unopposed in the last election. I have a feeling someone will challenge his seat next time, if he's not thrown out on his rear end where he belongs before then.

I just have one question, Your Honor. Can I go outside now, jackass?
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Constitution I.Q.

A new poll shows Americans' knowledge of the U.S. Constitution is 'suprisingly high'.

How much do you know? Take the expert quiz here or take the 10 question quiz here.

I, of course, scored high.
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Minister's Cat

The Prime Minister's cat is an articulate cat...
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Patriot Day

Freedom itself was attacked this morning by faceless cowards. And freedom will be defended. - President George W. Bush

7:58 a.m. - United Airlines Flight 175 departs Boston for Los Angeles,
carrying 56 passengers, two pilots, and seven flight attendants. The
Boeing 767 is hijacked after takeoff and diverted to New York.

7:59 a.m. - American Airlines Flight 11 departs Boston for Los
Angeles, carrying 81 passengers, two pilots, and nine flight
attendants. This Boeing 767 is also hijacked and diverted to New York.

8:01 a.m. - United Airlines Flight 93, a Boeing 757 carrying 38
passengers, two pilots, and five flight attendants, leaves Newark, N.J.,
for San Francisco.

8:10 a.m.
- American Airlines Flight 77 departs Washington's
Dulles International Airport for Los Angeles, carrying 58 passengers,
two pilots, and four flight attendants. The Boeing 757 is hijacked
after takeoff.

8:46 a.m. - American Flight 11 from Boston crashes into the North
Tower at the World Trade Center.

9:03 a.m.
- United Flight 175 from Boston crashes into the South
Tower at the World Trade Center.

- U.S. Federal Aviation Administration shuts down all New
York area airports.

9:21 a.m.
- Bridges and tunnels leading into New York City
are closed.

9:25 a.m.
- All domestic flights are grounded by U.S. Federal
Aviation Administration.

9:45 a.m.
- American Flight 77 crashes into The Pentagon.

10:05 a.m. - The South Tower at the World Trade Center collapses.

10:05 a.m. - The White House is evacuated.

10:10 a.m. - A large section of one side of The Pentagon collapses.

10:10 a.m. - United Flight 93 crashes in a wooded area in
Pennsylvania, after passengers confront hijackers.

10:28 a.m.
- The North Tower at the World Trade Center collapses.

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I Now Have A Dog In This Race

Fred Thompson Announces Run For Pres On Leno

As expected, Fred finally announced on Leno tonight and was brilliant. Here is the transcript.

Some highlights : 

JAY LENO: I just wonder what we do to get a -- I grew up -- when I was a kid, John F. Kennedy was President. It was the Peace Corps, and we would send American college students to these countries, and they would love us. I think we made friendships that were good for 25, 30 years because Americans had befriended these countries. And it seems like we are not well-liked around the world. Maybe I'm naive and maybe because I'm in show business, but it seems like I would want people to like us as a country because they think we're a -- I know we're a good country, but I wonder what we have to do to get these allies, these other countries to maybe -- what are we doing wrong?


FRED THOMPSON: Well, part of that comes with being the strongest, most powerful, most prosperous country in the history of the world. I think that goes with the territory. We're more unpopular than we need to be. That's for sure, but our people have shed more blood for the liberty and freedom of other peoples in this country than all the other countries put together. (Applause.) And I don't feel any need to apologize for the United States of America.

YEAH! Go ahead on, Fred. Preach it!

Fred: I think part of what we've got to do with regard to the global terrorist problem I talked about is for all the forces of civilization, all of our friends and people who love freedom need to understand that this is a battle against freedom and tyranny worldwide, that the good guys need to be on one side.  To the extent that we can do better in reaching out and convincing people, sharing intelligence and sharing military operations and so forth and equipment and know-how and technology, we certainly need to do that.  We have shown how difficult it is to shoulder these burdens or the greatest share of these burdens by ourselves, and we need to do that.  But we need to keep it in perspective.  We're probably never going to be loved by everyone as long as we're that way.   Look, on the other hand, at a place like France.  We've gotten more criticism probably from French leaders and French people or press than anybody else; yet they elected a person that came over here, shook President Bush's hand before the election, went back, and said, "We want to be friends with the United States," and they elected him. 

Go on, Fred! This is bad news for Hillary.

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Tuesday Triple Play!

The stories that caught my eye today...

First, the I Couldn't Care Less story of the day, Whoopi's First Day on 'The View'. I couldn't give a rat's behind about that hateful old hag or anything she had to say on that waste of broadcast time with those other ding-a-lings.

Now Sues Responsible Fatherhood Programs. Why? Because they supposedly exclude women just for being women.  Shame on you people! Women can be fathers, too.

Next, a new study shows a third of psychiatrists do not believe in God. The other two-thirds think they ARE God.

Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow.

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Hey, Lady!!!!

    Jerry Lewis/MDA Telethon Breaks Record Again

It's never really Labor Day until I hear Jack Jones do a couple numbers and Jerry Lewis say something I can't believe he said on live television and I almost fall off the couch laughing. I heard both of them, so Labor Day Weekend is now complete.
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Flushing Babies

Yet another story of a woman trying to flush her newborn down the toilet.

This version has some additional details.

Hats off to these McDonald's workers who noticed something wrong and were quick enough to call paramedics, who were able to revive the baby whose lungs were obviously full of toilet water.  This has happened before and they all say they didn't know or play dumb. It's nothing less than attempted murder. Let's just see what happens. I'll go way out on a limb and predict probation.

This also seems like a good time to mention the upcoming Wash For Life event. Wash For Life is a group of young people who wash cars on September 15th to benefit local pregnancy centers that do great work trying to encourage women who are thinking about abortion (or, perhaps flushing their unwanted babies) to choose life. They will post a list of locations closer to the date and if there is one near me, I'll certainly go.

UPDATE: Here is a story of a woman serving an eight year prison sentence for killing her baby by sticking him in the toilet.
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American Justice

I am not a football fan, I am a baseball guy and I wasn't really familiar with Michael Vick. I certainly am now. I can't get anyone to explain to me how he could face up to five years in prison and Mary Winkler gets 67 days in jail for shooting her husband while he slept.

That is what comes from our culture of death, discarding babies in trash bags is commonplace but don't you be cruel to animals or mother Earth or we will nail you to the wall. Starving a handicapped lady to death is perfectly fine and American judges will stand in line to make it happen. And I have to sit and watch militant females with signs that say "Abortion Is A RIGHT!" promoting the barbaric slaying of unwanted children as a sacred human right. But Michael Vick has got to pay and pay big time because he crossed the line! Messing with dogs is just TOO FAR!

Murder the unborn, arrest the Gideons, silence Christian chaplains. Save your sympathy for animals and trees and rapists and murderers.

And when this country is destroyed from the inside out, those responsible will have no enemy to blame but themselves.
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Breaking Fidel News

Breaking News: Fidel Castro Not Confirmed Dead

We are now getting reports that Fidel Castro is NOT dead. I repeat: unconfirmed reports now of Fidel Castro being still alive...


UPDATE: Castro Endorses Clinton/Obama Ticket

Great to see the commies all sticking together. Probably hoping for a cabinet position.
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Where Is Billy Ocean?

Just wondering.
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King Lundy

 Mississippi Judge Bans Outdoor Activity

Judge Mitchell M. Lundy, Jr. has banned all outdoor activity at schools in six counties indefinitely because he thinks it is too hot. The order, which was not requested, includes recess, band, and football practices.

King Lundy, just who the hell do you think you are??!! I elected Merle Flowers and others to make laws in Mississippi and not YOU, you arrogant pig.

Unfortunately, King Lundy ran unopposed in the last election. Someone run against this power-hungry hick next time, PLEASE!

UPDATE:

Mississippi Supreme Court Overturns Idiotic Ruling

A three judge panel overturned Lundy's power grab late in the afternoon.

I don’t particularly want to argue this in the newspaper. - Lundy

I suppose not. It is better to use your judicial power without question and have all the peons abide by your decrees.
 
To be a Chancery Court Judge one has to be a practicing attorney for five years.  Any Grenada hayseed yahoo hack attorney can be one. Perhaps we need to change those requirements to get some common sense on our local courts instead of feeding the cycle of arrogant, power hungry attorneys becoming judges.

In Lundy's order, he actually says that the Chancery Court is the guardian custodian and caretaker of ALL MINORS IN THIS STATE. No, pig, you have some say over youths before the Court. THEIR PARENTS AND COACHES ARE THEIR CARETAKERS YOU FILTHY, ARROGANT PIG. GET BACK IN YOUR PLACE!!!!!!!

I am glad to see this handled so quickly. God knows what he'd do next if he got away with it.
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Women's Rights

Proposed Legislation In Ohio Would Require Father's Consent For Abortion

How dare government come along and encroach upon the sacred right of women to arbitrarily murder the unborn.

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PC Night At The Ballpark

Lowell Spinners Play PC Baseball Game
 
First, second and third basemen renamed "base persons" for the night. Short stop becomes the "vertically challenged stop" and errors aren't announced so no player committing them will be offended.

They get the sense of humor award even though they lost the game!
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As If!!!

Today when I got home, I went to the mailbox and there was only one piece today, addressed to me - my full name - and it was from the Rudy Giuliani Presidential Committee, Inc. Puhh. That's the actual sound I made.

Inside the packet was Rudy Giuliani's Twelve Commitments To America. Perhaps he thought them up while marching in the gay parade or speaking to NARAL about how honored he was to be there and how great abortion is and all. Now I'm supposed to believe he'll name conservatives to the courts? Yeah, conservatives like...Giuliani. Or how about Bloomberg, he's Republican isn't he?

Now I'm supposed to believe Giuliani wants to decrease abortions and improve the quality of life for our children?! Only the wanted ones, I perceive.

And then, I was invited to donate to the campaign! Ha! That's hilarious. Not all registered Republican voters support "Republicans". Not all Republicans are conservatives, and putting an "R" after your name doesn't make you a conservative. That crap may work in the Northeast or for Hollywood "Republican" actor/governors, but it doesn't fly around here.

That's just what we need, another hack who wants to be Reagan without all that pro-life baggage. I think I'll keep my money in my pocket, Mr. Giuliani, and I'll vote for you when monkeys fly out of my rear end.

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