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Presidential Power

Posted by Secret Squirrel on Sunday, July 22, 2007 12:12:39 PM
Presidential powers were transferred yesterday to VP Cheney, granting my wish. For a little while.
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PC Radio

Posted by Secret Squirrel on Thursday, July 19, 2007 12:37:15 AM
This morning on the radio (98.9fm/Memphis, which by the way has whored its music format and is playing the same crap everyone else is) I actually heard something in a commercial I've never heard before. There was a sixty second ad for a company that was advertising employment opportunities. At the end, the guy said that the company was "an equal opportunity employer AND an affirmative action opportunity employer."

Why not just say No Honkeys, Please and be done with it?
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Now That's Funny

Posted by Secret Squirrel on Monday, July 16, 2007 10:07:14 PM
What's funny? John Edwards doing an eight state poverty tour. How anyone can sit with a straight face and listen to that jackass talk about poverty is hilarious. That is just what this country needs, another rich liar - I mean lawyer - lecturing everyone else about poverty. It makes me wonder where John Edwards went to lie school - I mean law school.

But what do I know, I have a fifteen dollar haircut.
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Nebuchadnezzar's Chief Eunuch

Posted by Secret Squirrel on Thursday, July 12, 2007 7:52:25 AM
There has been an interesting discovery by an Austrian professor: Evidence of King Nebuchadnezzar's chief officer, mentioned in the book of Jeremiah.

That's in the Old Testament, for you heathens.

Archaeology News

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Pope Steps In It

Posted by Secret Squirrel on Wednesday, July 11, 2007 9:07:49 PM
 So, the pope thinks that unless you're Roman Catholic-you know, like Jesus-you're not a real New Testament church according to this.

I thought Jesus said, "I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life." Now I know better. Jesus, Mary, Joseph: all Roman Catholics. 
 
And John the Baptist sprinkled people with water down by the river. Very New Testament church.

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Independence Day!

Posted by Secret Squirrel on Wednesday, July 04, 2007 4:57:12 PM
Happy Independence Day and THANK YOU to all U.S. troops serving all over the world.

And here are the lyrics to the National Anthem for Dennis Hastert.

Please remember to blow stuff up responsibly.
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Thanks, Trent

Posted by Secret Squirrel on Tuesday, July 03, 2007 9:31:15 AM
Hey, just wanted to thank Trent Lott for voting to move ahead on that amnesty bill that the president was so eagerly trying to ram down the throats of the American people.

We can always count on you, Trent. Way to go.

And meanwhile, President Bush is commuting the prison sentence of Scooter Libby. Surprised me since GWB is a gutless wonder. Good thing Scooter didn't shoot any drug-smuggling illegals in the butt or he would have rotted in jail.
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